Wait...These are real cars?

"The Dummy Gummy" (dummygummy) 11/14/2018 at 18:04 • Filed to: botched face lift, project car, range rover, abomination, abominable snowman

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Yesterday ‘two e46' !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that looked like an oversized VW convertible. I honestly thought it was someones bastardized project car from someone with a sadistic sense of humor. I was dead WRONG. This abomination is a Range Rover Evoque Convertible. A real car that real humans buy.

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Does this have the potential to be the Aztek replacement? Only time will tell.

WilliamsSW > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:15

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It’s an upscale, unreliable CrossCab replacement! What could possibly go wrong?

fintail > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:25

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I saw one of these AND a CrossCabrio on the same day in Chicago last week.

jasmits > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:27

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I mean....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:30

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That was news three years ago when they unveiled the production version. Literally every car site was talking about it for a month.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:39

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I don’t get the hate, honestly, besides it being so expensive.

I mean you can sit high up, with 3 other people, in comfy leather seats, offroading in a national park , listening to the sounds and taking in the smells of nature . It’s great.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:46

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It’s terrible isn’t it? Like the moment you realize there is no Santa clause.

CB > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:46

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I don’t see any problems with it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:47

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Someone up  the street from me has one of those, that color too

wafflesnfalafel > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:51

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I’d never buy one, but it is a good “cruisin’ the mall” vehicle.  Not kidding/joking - it’s stylish, has name cache’, room for your friends, is relatively easy to drive and it’s got awd just in case you want to go skiing at Breckenridge.

Svend > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:52

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They are selling quite well. The Evoque convertible boosted sales by 26% back in 2016.

I quite like the Evoque range.

I didn’t always but it grew on me.

There has been some nice racing ones.

Milner LRM-1 , 550bhp 5.0 V8.

Sovande > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 18:54

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I work with a twit from England who is fairly confident that his is the only correct opinion. He is insufferable in only the way that the truly self absorbed are capable. He drives an Evoque. The personalized license plate? I’m glad you asked. It reads EVOQUE.

The Dummy Gummy > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 11/14/2018 at 19:52

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Guarantee not one is used for that.

The Dummy Gummy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/14/2018 at 19:53

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Cool I didn’t see it because I live under a rock. 

The Dummy Gummy > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/14/2018 at 19:53

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Dude...wait what? No Santa??

The Dummy Gummy > Sovande 11/14/2018 at 19:54

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Seems about par for the country club douche course.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Svend 11/14/2018 at 19:56

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I like it!

Sovande > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 20:08

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This guy is a rower. When I first met him he was talking to a coworker about a recent regatta and I asked if he rowed on the Potomac, as I am on the water a lot fishing. He said “yes, well, I’m an international competitive rower and my club trains on the Potomac. I can’t believe people waste their time fishing on it. “ And I, through the force of sheer will, was able to not reach out and kick the condescending fuckwit right in his dangly bits. The minerals. The twig and berries. The Johnson bar. The power source.

Yesterday we had a meeting that started 20 minutes late because he had to get coffee. B ut not the Keurig  coffee in the kitchen, Lord Twatly had to go to the coffee shop A CROSS THE STREET. When he finally returned he was shocked we hadn’t waited for him.

My guess is he lives alone.

Brian McKay > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 20:43

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exactly

  > The Dummy Gummy 11/14/2018 at 20:52

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No it’s good. It’s a weird, mostly useless car designed only around fun and it looks like it has nothing else to prove. We need more of those.

Dare I say it might be the only car in the Land Rover lineup that I would actually want to own...?